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There are times when we in the critique field find ourselves watching films that are so bad, they aren’t even worth reviewing.  Now, there are films that are so freaking terrible that we cherish to review evily (ie, everything Michael Bay or Uwe Boll touch), but this is not one of them.

I recieved an email about a month back asking for us to review Mutant Chronicles.  I was intrigued.  Cool title, interesting plot, good cast (John Malchovich and Ron Pearl).  I had to give it a go.  The DVD was sent to us, I threw it in the play expecting a good night of snack-ums and a fun film…  Ah, well, the… uh…. the snacks were good.

The movie was so boring.  The plot was fragmented and nothing even remotely intrigued me to continue with the film.  I was really looking forward to the movie after reading about it, but was crushed and let down.  I really wanted to like it.  I wanted to write a review that glorified this little film unknown at the time I watched it… but I found nothing appealing.  so in short, this super short review will have to do when telling you to stay away from this this tripe.

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