Apr 01 2009
Movie News (Apr 1, 2009)
Zack Effram has signed on to do the remake of Casablanca. Shooting begins later this month. Many fans of the Disney boy-child are excited and have rented the original in preperation for the upcoming Disney Channel special movie. Unitedly there was a sigh of disgust when 100,000 tween girls all breathed out in unison, “Ugh, black and white?”
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With so many people who bought movie tickets to see Hancock, Will Smith has agreed to sign on for another go at the multi-plot structure sequel, and hopefully we’ll see once againe a movie that could have been good but defies all things logical and sucks hard.
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This just in… Heroes, the TV show, has stopped sucking…
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John Leguzamo has been interviewed and asked what his favorite role acting was. After a great deal of”himming” and “homming” he announced his favorite film he acted in was without a doubt, Super Mario Bros. A shocked nation applauds and scrambles to watch the sequel coming out to theaters in two weeks.
The sequel to Super Mario Bros, appropriately named Super Mario Bros. 2, is supposedly set in a desert land scape with plants pulled from the ground a egg shooting dinosaurs. It would seem that the producers have used the set of another film, something to do with egg-shooting dinosaurs and desert scenes. Other people are baffled.
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It seems that the Academy, the same Academy that named Slumdog Millionaire last year’s best film, has made a mistake. When calculating the votes for best film it would seem that there was an error similar to the Bush / Kerry voting flub-up back in 2000. It looks like from what the vote readers have announced, Slumdog was actually no where near the best film pick. In fact, it wasn’t really even nominated. With this audacious error, the vote readers looked into the other films picked for best film and found that the Reader was also not intended to be nominated due to the horribly boring script. In place of these two errors, the Academy has announced a re-vote and has now elected Beverly Hills Chiuaua and Jumper as two picks for best films of the year.
Phew… thank god that mistake was taken care of. I knew Slumdog winning was like Bush winning. Someone must have just jumped the gun andwasn’t able to pronounce “BENJAMIN” or “CURIOUS” or even that audacious “OF”. More as the story develops…
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Orson Welles’ son, Torson Welle, has signed on a contract with now defuncted RKO studios to produce and direct the sequel to Citizen Kane. Early reports discuss the film’s script as dealing with certain elements from the first film allow the story centers directly on Tom Hanks as he runs across country until he finds he is on an island and can not get big. The confusion is ok, says director Torson, “We are hoping to get a new generation of film audience to appreciate older films. I love Kool-aid.”
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Judd Apatow is in the process of making another movie. This time it revolves around a guy and his friends and a love interest. Hijinks ensue when plot is thrown to the wind and they simpy shoot random scenes and place them through out the film. Starring will likely be Seth Rogen.
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And finally on our list of Movie News, Will Smith will be joining us for episode 2 of Film Munkey as he deconstructs the state of comic book films and the rhetoric they provide. He said, “I will delve into theory and other words I can’t really understand at this point.” So be on the look out for Will Smith in episode 2 of Film Munkey… coming soon!
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Happy April Fools. Lol. Like we would allow Will Smith on our show. Pshaw.
Well, Zach Efron is hot and also a good actor. I loved him in High School Musical I, II, and III. I think he is a talented actor and what every role that he gets he will do well.
Will Smith, also a very talented actor that I adore. He’s a very successful actor and has been consistant over the years. As a child I use to watch his sitcom “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”. I was a big fan Of that. I also loved the movie “Hancock”, Its a action movie and I’m an action movie fan, I love comedy also and iits ridiculously harlarious. To be honest, Any movie that Will Smith is in I love. Jada Pinkett Smith is a lucky woman.
John Leguzamo, I’m not really a fan of , but I didi see a stand up act of his and it was funny. Now super Mario Bros II, I don’t think I will love the movie, but I love the video game. Good Luck with that.
Hahah, awesome!!! You’re very convincing!
I can’t tell if SamBurton is joking and going along with the spirit of April Fool’s or not. Will Smith is definitely not someone to be “adored” and while Efron might be “hot,” that certainly doesn’t make him a good actor. Need proof? See “High School Musical” 1, 2 and 3.
I guess I’m thrown off by Sam’s sporadic use of capital letters. Hm.
Good blog lately!