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Just when you thought it was safe to start liking the 1980s again. G.I. Joe, Transformers, and Thundercats, all getting their own movies. What about the flip side of the coin? Ah yes, those pastel, candy-colored horses that lay dormant in your sister’s toy box… THEY LIVE!!!

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And in good news-
Brett Ratner, the director behind some of the worst bombs in the past 10 years, has been pulled from the Conan reboot. While the producers are sad to see him go, a collective sigh of relief can be heard from the rest of the world.

With FOX fucking up left and right, it’s good to see them making a good choice: Fox Studios will be releasing Big Trouble in Little China on Blu-ray on August 4th.

Jon Favreau has ordered Mickey Rourke to slim down for his Iron Man 2 role. Slim down? Did anyone see the Wrestler?

And in REALLY bad news -
Fast & Furious screenwriter Chris Morgan says that “it seems like there will definitely be another one” with Paul Walker and Vin Diesel expected to return. I can hear IQs dropping…

Venom creator Todd McFarlane tells MTV that he thinks the character “might make a return appearance in the next one, too.”