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There comes a time in all our lives that we see a movie poster and can instantly know if we want to see that movie or not. There comes a time… a time so definite that a certain movie poster will elude all logic and just draw you in with a “What the fuck is that???” face.

This, my friends, is one of those times.

Jeffrey Lau’s forthcoming scifi romantic comedy, Metallic Attraction: Kung Fu Cyborg. It has everything - even hopping vampires!

Bubblegum Crisis is an anime series about women who are lingerie entrepreneurs by day, a rock band by night, and mega-armor-wearing hunters of evil Boomers by late night. Now it’s going to be a movie.

And a very special movie it is. It will take the cult series from animation to live action, Japanese to English, and combine the financial resources of six nations: Japan, the UK, Australia, Singapore, Canada and China. The $30 million adventure will be shot in Australia, with a release date in 2012.

According to Hollywood Reporter:

The contract will make use of the Singapore-Australia, Australia-Canada, Canada-Singapore, China-Australia and China-Canada co-production treaties, potentially enabling the film to tap into soft money from the national governments and also qualify for mainland China release . . . Director and cast have yet to be decided. The spokesman said that “Crisis” will feature two male leads and a quartet of female action babes — two Caucasian and two Asian.

Sounds like it might either be good or fucking terrible.

Guy Ritchie’s new film, Sherlock Holmes, has finally come to trailer form! A trailer, I must admit, I have been drooling for… But once I finally watched it, I have reservations. Never judge a film by it’s trailer. I’ll let you make your own decisions.