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2 Reamkes That Make Us Cringe!

If you have yet to read that Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are trying to remake one of the best films of 2003, Chan-wook Park’s masterfully executed Old Boy, then you just don’t read this page as much as you should. It would seem that Spielberg is pushing full steam on this project and even going to court over the legality of it.

While we shutter to think of Will “Give Me My God Damn Paycheck” Smith playing the lead, it has leaked that they will not be so-much remaking the film but rather the manga the film was based on.

We still think this is a bad idea on multiple levels… However, not as bad as this…
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Let the Right One In American Remake… WTF!?

Aside from The Wrestler, Benjamin Button, and Martyrs, Let The Right One In was easily in my top favorites of last year’s films and was sent rocketing up to my #1 position for favorite vampire films ever.It’s creepy, it’s paced beautifully, and it’s a story that will haunt your very core.

So why the fuck is an American company remaking it? The only info I could find quickly was that Avy Kaufman is doing the Cast Director, so finding a pair of 12-year old kids might actually turn out well, and that Matt Reeves is directing. Reeves is known for his writing (if one can call it that) for Under Siege 2, and his directing (again….) for Cloverfield.

I am sitting in a pool of my own fear that people will think that this is an original film or worse, like the American version of the Ring, better than it’s predecessor.
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Tranformers 2 Makes a Shitload of Money

Who the fuck cares?
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T3: Deleted SCene…

If you’re like any sane-thinking human being you never even thought about purchasing Terminator 3 on DVD. But it turns out there is a cut scene on the disc. It explains why the terminators all look like Arnold….Oh giant mecha-fighting hopping ghost Christ… This is bad…