JUNKFILM

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Junk -
Likes: Very cold Dr Pepper and warm Panda Express.  Comic books that aren’t super hero related.
Dislikes: Anything with Will Smith, Brett Ratner, Michael Bay or anyone your teenage neighbor likes.
Films: Seven Samurai, Bomb the System, Six String Samurai, SLC Punk, Star Wars (IV-VI only), Amelie, Evil Dead II, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, King of Kong, Battle Royale, Bring It On, Double Indemnity, Marx Bros.

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FcknBob
Likes:Food in all its various forms, Jack Daniel’s, boobs, the feeling
you get when you stick a Q-tip in your ear and twist, fantasy, Sci-Fi
Dislikes:Stupid people, Lifetime Network, commercials, MTV, stepping
barefoot in cat puke, any program without spellchecker.
Films: Cool Hand Luke, The Quiet Man, Star Wars (Holy Trilogy if you
please), Boondock Saints, All things Monty Python, Rocky Horror Picture
Show, Othos, The Shawshank Redemption, stupid-funny movies (Will
Ferrell/Adam Sandler), Three Stooges, Kung Fu Movies

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Ritiland
Likes:Shiny things, glitter. Laughing at movies, crying with movies,
Johnny Depp. Oh! Will Ferrel. Narwhals are awesome! But they don’t
make movies, so I guess… it doesn’t really fit here. Hmm… well,
they still are.
Dislikes: People who have bad grammar. Bad spelling. People in large
groups. Dumb action movies starring Jean Claude Van Damme. Although
I’ve never seen any of his movies, but he’s just one of those actors
you KNOW you’re not going to like. Kind of like… well, there’s more
of them. There always is. Also, I don’t like reading subtitles, but
for the right film, I certainly will. I don’t like movies that do
terrible sequels. Like Madagascar Two? Are you kidding me! The first
was pure genius.
Films: First and foremost - Talladega Nights - That just happened,
spider monkey! Crybaby - J. Depp. Rocky Horror - love the men in
make-up. Harry Potter - magic! Amelie - lots of fun. 28 Days Later -
scary! 28 Days - Oh my god, look at my package! Oh… my show’s on
Lifetime. I gotta scoot.

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